Completionist

Take gold in every cup at every engine class

Thirty-two trophies. The licence keeps a grid of all eight cups against all four classes and colours each square by where you finished.

Take one star or better in every cup at every class

The same grid again, one rung up. It is also the gate on Rosalina, Dry Bowser, Bowser Jr., Baby Daisy, the Jetsetter, the Cheep Charger and the Sneakster.

Unlock every locked driver

Fourteen locked entries: twelve characters plus the two Mii outfits. Every one has an offline route, so nothing here died with the Wi-Fi Connection.

Unlock every locked kart and bike

Eighteen of the thirty-six are locked, nine karts and nine bikes, behind cup golds, star ranks and Fast Staff Ghost counts.

Unlock every Fast Staff Ghost

One per course. Beat the course’s target time and the game announces it, then permanently swaps the normal ghost out for the fast one.

Set a time on every course in Time Trials

All thirty-two, which is Toadette’s own unlock condition. The licence keeps your best per course.

Finish 5,100 races

The licence counts races, battles included, and 5,100 is the game’s own top threshold — the alternate route to the second Mii outfit.

Win a Balloon Battle match

Team battles, and the CPU fills the empty seats, so this one works alone.

Win a Coin Runners match

The other battle mode, also playable against the CPU.

Win a battle on all ten arenas

Block Plaza, Delfino Pier, Funky Stadium, Chain Chomp Wheel, Thwomp Desert, SNES Battle Course 4, GBA Battle Course 3, N64 Skyscraper, GCN Cookie Land and DS Twilight House. The licence counts battles but records nothing per arena.

Unlock Rosalina from a Super Mario Galaxy save

Fifty races with a Galaxy save on the same console, which is the short way round her usual Mirror-mode star ranks.