Goat Simulator
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Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators.
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Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
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Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
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LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
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FINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
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Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
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What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
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Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
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Angel Goat
Do no evil.
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Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
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Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
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Involuntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
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The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
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I can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
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Cardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
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Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
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Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
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Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
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Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
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Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
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Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
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Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
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Flip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
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Maximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
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Powerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
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Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
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Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
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The mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
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Stand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
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Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
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The Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
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Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
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Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
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Don't Panic
srsly
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Columbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
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Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
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GoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
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Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
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A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
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Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
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One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
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Neckbeard
Smell and look like one
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Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
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I freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
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Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
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SteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
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Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
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A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
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Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
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Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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Sällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
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Steve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
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BFF
Lick a friend
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Jousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
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Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
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Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
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Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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ExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
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Jörgen
Jörgen.
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Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
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Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
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Boat ride
Enjoy your trip
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Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
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Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
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Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
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One man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
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An Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
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Steal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
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Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
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Malleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
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Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
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The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
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The goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
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Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
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Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
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Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
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Zombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
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Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
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Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
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Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
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Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
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Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
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I Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
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Big in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
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Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
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A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
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Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
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Hoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
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I am Bread
Are you bread?
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The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
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What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
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Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
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Rocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
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Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
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Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
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Suppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
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Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
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The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
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Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
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The Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
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You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
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Fifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
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Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
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Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
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Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
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Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
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Goat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
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Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
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Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
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Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
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Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
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Miner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
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What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
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The puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
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Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
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Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
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NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
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Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
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Captain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
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My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
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Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
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It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
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Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
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splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
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Ready for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
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The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
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Spend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
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That's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
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