LORT

2026PC (Microsoft Windows)

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LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

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Goblin Dundee’d
Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside.
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Canopy Cache
Find the weapon cache at the top of the tree in Funkwood Hollow.
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Leaf Him Alone
Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow.
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Mid Management
Defeat Bosses.
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Freed from the Curse
You Win. For Now.
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Its Not Over Yeti
Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit.
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Purse Peasant
Pick up 500 gold.
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Wallet Warrior
Pick up 20,000 gold.
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Camp Counselor
"Clear" 40 Camps. That means kill them all.
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First Course
Complete Quest Camp Crashers.
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Wood You Kindly
Defeat 50 Lumber Lieutenants.
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Welcome to LORT
Die for the first time.
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G'Day Mate
Encounter the boss of the Hilly Billy Countryside.
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Sayin' Numbers
Deal over 9000 damage in a single hit.
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That Hurts!
Take 5,000 damage.
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Slime Crime
Kill 150 slimes.
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LORTmaster: Glitz & Glory
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore.
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LORTgrinder: Glitz
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Astrid Glitzgore.
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Nice to Meet Yew
Deal a total of 150,000 damage.
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Epic Win
Pick up 100 Epic power-ups! Very Cringe.
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LORTmaster: Cliff & Arrow
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman.
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LORTmaster: Bernie Burnout
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington.
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Going Skele-mental
Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin.
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Vault Vanguard
Pick up 50,000 gold.
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Fieldwork
Dig up 50 patches of dirt.
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Precision Striker
Deal a total of 25,000 Critical Damage.
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Big Ups
Use 3 consecutive sunflower jump pads without touching the ground.
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Bleedin' Green
Kill 300 goblins.
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LORTgrinder: Cliff
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Cliff Bowman.
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LORTgrinder: Burn
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Bernie Blazington.
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Trial and Error
Challenge (and defeat) 150 Trials.
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Rodlocked
Use 30 Obsidian Keys.
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Treasure? Barely Know Her!
Open 150 Chests. Big Loot!
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Slime and Punishment
Find and pass the Trial of Slime in Trollhole Summit.
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Non-stop Pop-pop
Find a Trusty Sidearm at John Goblin's grave, beneath the purple tree in Hilly Billy Countryside.
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Pocket Gremlins
Find and loot the Bandit Camp in Funkwood Hollow.
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Croak and Dagger
Croaks is hanging out in Funkwood Hollow next to a suspiciously large frying pan, lit up by a strange red glow. Go talk to him.
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Complete the Cliff Collection
Collect all 4 beautiful pieces of art in the Cliff Collection.
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LORTmaster: Frogue Agent
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone.
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LORTgrinder: Croak
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.
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Lunch Box Looter
Open 50 golden lunchboxes.
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Traveling Top Hat
Find and slay the Wandering Slime that roams the Hilly Billy Countryside.
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You LORTed
Complete a run on Veteran difficulty. Fantastic!
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Crustle Clapped
Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside on Legend.
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Daddy Down
Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow on Legend.
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Chilled Billy
Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit on Legend.
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Bonez-Breaker
Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin on Legend.
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Curse-Cleaner
Defeat the Curse of LORT on Legend.
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LORTlord: Hard-Asstrid
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore on Legend.
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LORTlord: Burly Bullseye
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman on Legend.
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LORTlord: Fire Spitter
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington on Legend.
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LORTlord: Leapin' Legend
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone on Legend.
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Pray to Win - Part 1
Pick up the holy armaments in the Chapel of the Broken Oath in Hilly Billy Countryside.
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Pray to Win - Part 2
Pray at the Statue of St. Craig and contemplate some heroic stuff. Look for the Golden Beam over Trollhole Summit.
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LORTmaster: Faith & Fury
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury.
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LORTgrinder: Marcus
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.
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LORTlord: Blastin' Blessings
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury on Legend.
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Axed and Answered
Complete Quest Track and Whack.
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Overtime Approved
Complete Quest Deadline Demon.
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Remember, No Goblin
Murderize 762 Goblerinos.
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Rome Alone
Kill 200 enemies with Broad Sword.
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360 No Scope
Kill 200 enemies with Sipper's Sledge.
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Monsta Mash
Grab a Monsta Hamma from one of the Chugga Chug Order's taverns, the giant barrel one in Bonezone Basin.
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Knife to Meet You
Kill 200 enemies with Blinkblades.
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Bolted On
Kill 200 enemies with Regular Crossbow.
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Void Where Prohibited
Kill 200 enemies with Goon's Ar-cane.
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Null and Void
Kill 200 enemies with Thunder, Wand of the Wattseeker.
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Ronin Around
Defeat 1,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.
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Big Sword Energy
Defeat 1,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.
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