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Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
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The Stapler Becomes the Stapled
Die
Art Will Destroy the Artist
Read about The Artist
Everything is Quiet
Read the reports
Tftc!
Unlock GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
Whee!
Find an energy drink
Oh...
Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels
Shady
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