Cookie Clicker

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Gaseous assets

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Just plain lucky

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

So much to do so much to see

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Speed baking III

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

True Neverclick

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

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Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

God complex

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Speed baking I

Speed baking II

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.