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Die Hard
Survive until year 99.
May 11, 2026
Self-Sufficient
Win a run on King difficulty with no perks.
May 11, 2026
Decked up
Have 9 cards in your hand.
May 11, 2026
King of Recycling
Throw 9 cards into the pit in a single run.
May 10, 2026
Timerelapse
Travel back in time 3 times in a run.
May 10, 2026
One Dollar Short
Get to a Merchant encounter with 29 gold.
May 10, 2026
Sir Spends-a-Lot
Buy 9 cards in a single run.
Dec 9, 2025
Just One More
Re-roll 9 times in a single screen.
Dec 9, 2025
Kings Without Borders
Unlock every plot in a run.
Dec 9, 2025
Piece of Cake
Win the final battle in less than 5 seconds.
Dec 9, 2025
Meh, Whatever
Throw all your cards into the pit in year 33.
Dec 9, 2025
Cheapskate
Save 999+ gold in a single run.
Dec 9, 2025
Alibaba
Get 40 Thieves in a single plot.
Dec 5, 2025
Suburban King
Place 9 copies of the exact same card on 9 different plots.
Dec 4, 2025
Adventurer
Complete a quest on Quest Mode.
Dec 4, 2025
Beefed Up
Have one plot deal 999999+ damage.
Dec 3, 2025
King of the Hill
Get your base to level 9.
Dec 3, 2025
Flush... Kinda
Have 5 cards of the same king in your hand.
Dec 3, 2025
Toxic Relationship
Declare war and peace with the same king in a run.
Dec 3, 2025
Like Sardines
Get 99 units in a plot.
Dec 3, 2025
Esoteric
Have one troop with 9 enchantments.
Dec 3, 2025
His Winningness
Win one game.
Dec 3, 2025
True Royalty
Beat the game on King difficulty.
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Tower Defense
Win a run without using troops.
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So You Think You Can Speedrun
Beat the game in under 9 minutes.
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Crossboar
Have a Ballista mount a Boar.
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Ratticus the First
Get a Lab Rat to level 99.
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Wonderwall
Have 9 Wallmakers in your kingdom.
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Edgelord
Put your base in the front FRONT line.
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Meatgrinder
Have a Mangler destroy a troop plot entirely.
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Suicide Squad
Have 99 Bombers in a single plot.
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King of Nothing Left to Do
Max level all plots in a run.
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Crownmaxxing
Get a king to level 9.
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Double Double Double Dragon
Have 9 Dragon's Dens in your kingdom.
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Mass Migration
Use Migration 9 times in a run.
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Mountception
Have a Boar ride a Raptor.
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Nobel Prize
Be at peace with all enemy kings simutaneously.
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The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Enemy
Be at war against all kings simultaneously.
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King of Kings
Beat king difficulty with all kings.
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Your Grindness
Get all the 9 kings to level 9.
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Agnostic
Have one unit with 9 different Enchantments.
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Wall Street
Have Vaults on all your unlocked plots except for your base.
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For Scraps
Earthwork a Broken Cabulator.
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Babel
Have one card of each king on your kingdom.
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Boared to Death
Have a Boar with over 99999 HP.
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Spoiled:
Pay 999+ gold for one re-roll.
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The Spire Slays
Have 9 Spires in your kingdom
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Stardew Kingdom
Have 4 farms around one troop.
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Global Warmer
Destroy 9 Forests in a single run. *Protect your local forest in real life.
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Cold, Cold Heart
Have a unit with 9 stacks of Frost.
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Flash Mob
Have 999 mob troops on a single plot.
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Bounty Hunter
Complete 9 quests on Quest Mode.
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Voyager
Discover all 9 regions on Quest Mode.
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Time Bender
Travel to a negative year.
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